Critical Hit

Critical Hit

“Crit to the heart. Life shoots out and you are toast, yo! aka Marriage”

“Oh hush. It’s not all doom and gloom. You got happy people out there. Just chill.”

“Yeah, there are happy people out there. Namely the one that is with my now-ex-husband. Nevermind. Pass the absinthe.”

“Mate…you ARE on absinthe.”

“Oh shit. So YOU are not real, little dude?”

“Who are you calling “little”?

“YOU, you hobbit wanna be…”

“Are YOU really saying this? Or are you in character?”

“Oooops. sorry. Make your saving throw.”

“Dude. This is LIFE. There IS no saving throw…”

“Buggar.”

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About A. E. Wallace aka [EL] Selkie

Ann Wallace holds a degree from the University of Texas at El Paso in Mass Communications and minored in Creative Writing. She worked at the NBC Affiliate Newschannel9 in El Paso, was a journalist for the El Paso Diocese Catholic Newspaper, held writing workshops with The Tumblewords Project, performed as a Slam Poet and published poetry in small literary magazines. She is now an ex-pat in the UK where she lives, knits, games, works and writes. View all posts by A. E. Wallace aka [EL] Selkie

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